You might live in North Dakota if...

One of my friends posted this on her Facebook page and it made Nick and I laugh. So we thought we'd share it.

Jeff Foxworthy's comments on North Dakota:

> If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim
by, You might live in North Dakota.
>
> If you're proud that your state makes the national news primarily
because it houses the coldest spot in the nation, You might live in
North Dakota.
>
>If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, You
might live in North Dakota.
>
> If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work
there, You might live in North Dakota.
>
> If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You might live
in North Dakota.
>
> If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, You might live
in North Dakota.
>
> If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord, You
might live in North Dakota.
>
> If you know how to correctly pronounce Medina, Cando, and Hebron, You
might live in North Dakota.
>
> If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, You might live in
North Dakota.
>
> If "vacation" to you means going shopping for the weekend in
Grand
Forks, Fargo, Minot or Bismarck (while the kids swim at the Comfort
Inn), You might live in North Dakota.
>
> If you measure distance in hours, You might live in North Dakota.
>
> If your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup, You might live in North
Dakota.
>
> If you know several people who have hit deer more than once, You might
live in North Dakota.
>
> If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same
day and back
again, You might live in North Dakota.
>
> If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard, without flinching, You might live in North Dakota.
>
> If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, You might
live in North Dakota.
>
> If you've installed security lights on your house and garage and leave
both unlocked, You might live in North Dakota.
>
> If you think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison, You
might live in North Dakota.
>
> If the largest traffic jam in your town centers around a high school
basketball game, You might live in North Dakota.
>
> If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how
to use them, You might live in North Dakota.
>
> If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Wal-Mart at
any given time, You might live in North Dakota.
>
> If there are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than on Open
Deer season, You might live in North Dakota.
>
> If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, You
might live in North Dakota.
>
> If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow, You might live in North Dakota.
>
> If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
road construction, You might live in North Dakota.
>
> If you can identify a southern or eastern accent, You might live in
North Dakota.
>
> If you consider Fargo exotic, You might live in North Dakota.
>
> If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to
your cottonwood, You might live in North Dakota.
>
> If the sunbelt to you means Bismarck, You might live in North Dakota.
>
> If a brat is something you eat, You might live in North Dakota.
>
> If finding your misplaced car keys involves looking in the ignition,
> You might live in North Dakota.
>
> If you go out to a fish fry every Friday, You might live in North
Dakota.
>
> If you find 0 degrees a little chilly, You might live in North Dakota.

Nick and I wanna add one...

>If you think "for cute" is an acceptable way to say you like something, you might live in North Dakota